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> "Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!"

Morgoth pauses. While he turns his massive head to determine for himself if there is indeed a monkey which, contrary to elementary biology, does possess three heads upon its shoulders, and that such a monkey is indeed right behind him, you make like a bat out of hell.