Zork

End of the Maze	Score: 120	Moves: 62
> go southwest You hear "Oh, I don't think you should be going down there, sweetie..." but it's too late. I said that the stairs were steep, and I said that you were completely blind with those sunglasses on. As a result, you fall down the stairs and break several vital bones on the way down, finishing with a three-point landing on top of your butcher knife. Yow! *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN