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 End of the Maze Score: 120 Moves: 62


> go southwest

You hear "Oh, I don't think you should be going down there, sweetie..." but it's too late.

I said that the stairs were steep, and I said that you were completely blind with those sunglasses on. As a result, you fall down the stairs and break several vital bones on the way down, finishing with a three-point landing on top of your butcher knife. Yow!


*** “So ein mist!”
~ Wario ***


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