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 Maze Score: 120 Moves: 76


You sense that you're in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. But you can't see a thing because you're wearing peril-sensitive sunglasses and there seems to be a lovesick Medusataur next to you.

The Medusataur says "After this is done I'll marry you, my love. We'll...we'll move to a state where it's legal..."

She then drags you toward the north.