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 Maze Score: 120 Moves: 67


You sense that you're in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. But you can't see a thing because you're wearing peril-sensitive sunglasses and there seems to be a lovesick Medusataur next to you.

The Medusataur says "You never know when you'll be needing a bottle of Liquid Sunglasses Destroyer..."

She then drags you toward the north.