Zork

End of the Maze	Score: 120	Moves: 62
> "yes." Within seconds your face is immersed in the spray of Frobozz Cleaning Co. Liquid Sunglasses Destroyer. Within another few seconds your peril-sensitive sunglasses melt away like a Wicked Witch in water. You find yourself gazing straight into the Medusataur's wide open eyes... ...and that's all you'll ever be doing ever again, because you've just turned to stone. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN