Zork

Maze	Score: 130	Moves: 63
Your limp body flies through a solid brick wall and into a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. Except for this one. This one has a hole in the north wall in the shape of your mangled corpse. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN