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 Giant Egg Score: 0 Moves: 2


> Marvel

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Now I know you're not being sincere. You were just marveling to get stuff from me! Well guess what, you selfish bastard! You don't get ANY present, now or EVER!! Why don't you ever buy me presents? I thought you loved me! I guess I thought wrong! ROT IN HELL!!! WHAAAAA!!

You made the Zork Master mad! Prepare to die.

Grues! Millions of 'em! You're surrounded! You attempt to defend, but it is no use. The community of grues devour you.


*** Zork has won! ***


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