Zork

Lesbianators	Score: {{{2}}}	Moves: {{{3}}}
> enter corridor You enter the non-existant room in a non-existant suit and discover that youve just entered a room full of lesbians. These are not the nice sort however but the overtly femenist sort dressed in dull grey suits. They all glare at you when you enter. > Hey? Thats not fair! Well it was your own fault for typing 'lesbian' here and hoping youll recive something nice... Well noooo... anyway where was I? > Ice cream? NO! just for trying to decive me all the women suddenly attack you tearing you to little shreds. Oh and they feed thier pet Grues your remains. > They have Pet Grues??? Shut up! Your meant to be dead already! *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN