Zork

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The BeamOps X-10 Radioactive Fuel Source doesn't appear to take kindly to being fed things that aren't radioactive. Its reaction is swift. Swift and explosive. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN