Zork

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> continue dreaming You have some lovely dreams including several sexual fantasies, but you sleep too long. When you finally wake up in the living room, a grue is standing right next to you. You let it creep up on you when you were asleep. It eats you. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN