Zork

Living room	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> stab yourself in the arm You sure you want to do this? > would I have clicked "stab yourself in arm" if I didn't want to? All right. Whatever. You stab yourself, and the pain is unbearable. You feel lightheaded, and fall backwards. You feel your skull slam into the solid hardwood floor of the living room. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN