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> stab yourself in the arm
You sure you want to do this?
> would I have clicked "stab yourself in arm" if I didn't want to?
All right. Whatever. You stab yourself, and the pain is unbearable. You feel lightheaded, and fall backwards. You feel your skull slam into the solid hardwood floor of the living room.
- *** You have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
- *** You have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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