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> dodge the hammer blow, strafe behind him and karate-kick him in the crotch
The mighty hammer Grond cleaves the air as it flies toward you! With a sudden burst of speed you dive out of the way of its cruel path! Still steady on your feet, you break into a dash as Morgoth prepares a magical spell. Dancing madly around your foe, you strafe behind him and...
..wait a second. If you're going to kick him in the crotch, why on Earth did you strafe behind him?
> umm... can I change my move?
No.
Morgoth uses his twisted magic to smite you with a bolt of pure whoop-ass that kills you twenty times before you hit the ground. And once when you hit the ground. And a couple of times after that for good measure.
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