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 hermit4 Score: 0 Moves: 0


> give gold to grue

Now you're just being paranoid. There's no grue around here. Or is there? Perhaps that thing in the shadows over there? No, that's a bowl of cornflakes. Unless it's a bowl of cornflakes disguised as a grue...


> die

No, that's definitely a grue.


*** You've been beaned! ***


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