Zork

The Yellow Brick Road	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> block You attempt to block, only to find that you have no arms. The Grue has no difficulty eating you. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN