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 Set #1, Take III Score: 0 Moves: 21


> Examine garage

You look about the garage and find a knotty cord dangling from the ceiling.


> the light, perhaps?

Don't look at me.


> pull

Actually, the other end of the cord was attached to a curling iron.


> issatafact? Then where is it now, wise guy?

Head up, fucktard.


> look up

WHAM!!!!



*** You have died ***


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