Zork

What the frotz are you doing?	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> eat knife ... ... ... ... WHAT? YOU FREAK? YOU ARE A FREAK? EATING A KNIFE? > so what? SO WHAT? YOU CUT YOUR OESOPHAGUS OPEN AND BLEED TO DEATH! > hey, that's not fair! That always happens when someone eats a knife, dipwad. *** Thou art dead *** Wouldst thou like to start over, restor an saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit