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 Eat keychain Score: ? Moves: ?



> eat keychain

What?


> eat keychain

You serious?


> yes

You really serious?


> Yes

You absolutely serious?


> YES

You positively serious?


> YES!

You absolutely, positively, surely serious?


> YES!!!!

You absolutely, super-dooper, extra, ultra, positively, surely serious?


> YES GODDAMNIT! I WANT TO EAT THE KEYCHAIN AND THAT'S FROTZIN' FINAL!

Oh, while you were yelling a Grue ate you.


*** YOU HAVE DIED STOP ***