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 Search Drawers Score: ? Moves: ?



> Search drawers

They're still not opened...


> Fine. Open the drawers, then search them

What, all of them at once?


> *Sigh* Open the top drawer, then search it for anything worth taking. Then do it again for the next drawer down. Repeat this process until every drawer in the desk has been searched.

Define "Worth taking"


> Anything. Anything at all.

Even a grue?


> No. Not a grue. Not anything that can cause direct damage to me.

Can you think of something that doesn't?


> Just search the drawers and don't take any grues!

Fine. As you reach toward the drawers, the woman freaks out and fires her galaxy bazooka. A galaxy explodes on your face. You think you're still alive after that? Yeah, right.



*** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***


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