Zork

What the hell?	Score: LOL	Moves: Bleen
You choose to die. ... .... .......... > restart > restore > quit .... ... .... > HELLO? Oh, sorry. I've been using the templates to make up a really random death. Okay, here's what happens. 66 brown hare's come along with 66 rainbow's, which are shoved up your ass. The hare's then leave, and a Nu Mou devours your corpse. It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead. As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal. > examine me You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head. enter gates of Hell fly up restore