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 Restroom Stall Score: ? Moves: ?


> take a piss

You open the restroom stall door, pull down your pants and start feeling relieved.

That is, until you realise the urinal is a Grue.

You just pissed in it's mouth. Now it's angry. You know what happens.


*** You have died ***


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