Zork

Let go of my freaking cursor!	Score: :-(	Moves: Q 1/2
Oh, so we have a smart-aleck, huh? Well, this is MY computer we're talking about here. The cursor slams you into the side of the screen, and you drop into the recycling bin. > examine me You are covered in papers and old apps. Firefox accidentally scorched your shirt. What would you like to do today? Get the hell out of here! Use Firefox to escape to the intertron pronounce xyzzy I mean curser, dickwad. I WANT TO SWEAR!