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 Thin Room Score: 150 Moves: 59


> go southwest
The stairs are steep, but you manage to descend them without a problem.

You're in a thin, narrow room with a steep staircase to the northeast and a passageway to the north. Your brass lantern's light scatters off some shiny particles in the sandstone walls.

You still have 18 turns before the Pharaoh's Curse comes into effect.


> go northeast
You already know there's nothing there but a narcoleptic cow-snake-lady. Can't waste time when you have a curse!