Zork

The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End	Score: YOU DEAD!	Moves: ?
> Destroy the unobtainium crystal You attack the unobtainium crystal with all your might. For three days and three nights you hammer away at the blasted crystal. Tired, you collapse to the floor and fall asleep. Later, a Chargin' Chuck picks up your slaxe-chucks and beheads you before asploding. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN