Zork

The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End	Score: YOU DEAD!	Moves: ?
> Destroy the unobtainium crystal You attack the unobtainium crystal with all your might. For three days and three nights you hammer away at the blasted crystal. Tired, you collapse to the floor and fall asleep. Later, Michael Jackson picks up your slaxe-chucks and beheads you before asploding. *** “So ein mist!” ~ Wario *** Would you like to go back to the start, try again with 10 coins, or end this session of Mario Party? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit