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 Cottage Score: 5 Moves: 10


> west
You head to the west and suddenly find yourself at a train station.


> How did I get here?
Hell if I know, kid.


> examine train station
You see a poster on the window in front. You walk up to it and read, "BEWARE: HYPNOSAKA SIGHTINGS REPORTED ALONG WITH 5 SEXUAL ASSAULTS."

You turn around and you see Hypnosaka.


> Wtf? Who's Hypnosaka?

Doesn't matter, that wasn't really her. It was some kinda blow-up doll used as a distraction so you wouldn't notice the Grue behind you.