Zork

You have been fooled	Score: 0	Moves: 0
You sign the contract. He then explains that you legally own your body. Therefore, your body is his. Therefore, he eats it. *** Mama mia! *** It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit