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 Staircase Score: 135 Moves: 58

You suffer a massive heart attack on the way up the stairs. You died. Good thing you have the bottle however, because now that you're dead the Invisible Water Fairy pops out and uses the last of her power to bring you back to life. Good thing you didn't drink it, as Invisible Water Fairies are deadly poisonous. Yeah. We're all high on crack, deal with it.