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 Batteries are yum! Score: ? Moves: ?



> eat batteries

You break three teeth on the batteries. You bleed. The Grue smells the blood and devours you instantly.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***


All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy? (All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy):