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 Waste Disposal Score: 115 Moves: 48


> examine rotting fruit

Banana peels and apple cores. Unless they happen to be magical apple cores, the probably won't help you. But considering what has happened so far they probably are magical apple cores.


> take rotting fruit

You take the rotting fruit and stuff it in your pants. Certainly a step down from a laser cannon powered by your own awesome, but hey, they're probably magic or something.