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> Die of starvation

You actually want to do that? You could've just eaten your shoes, or something. Oh well.

Eat the shoe!



SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.


> examine man
He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?