Zork

No Orleans	Score: -10	Moves: -4
You land in the middle of New Orleans. Unfortunately, it has now become No Orleans. I don't know what you did, but you sure screwed everything up good. > look You are drowning in sea. Far away, there is coast visible on the north and an oil platform visible on the south. You have no idea how you could tell north from south amid a sea. > fly Nice try. swim north swim south swim to the South Pole drown