Zork

Psych Ward	Score: 0	Moves: 32
> welcome self to insanity You decide to go completely mad like in one of those bad Zombie movies. You start crying and twitching on the floor, and the Grue wakes up and eats you. Yay! > WOOHOO!!! YOU DEAD! PARTY! *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN