Zork

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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 27


> Hijack this poor old lady and steal her ride

You heartless, heartless, creep. Don't you have a freakin' grandmother?


> Whatever. Oh sweet Jesus, that car....

Bastard. Anyway, it turns out that granny is a shapeshifting grue. It decides to teach you a lesson in respecting your elders.

You know what happens next.


*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***


Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):