Zork

Africa	Score: 10	Moves: 27
> Hijack this poor old lady and steal her ride You heartless, heartless, creep. Don't you have a freakin' grandmother? > Whatever. Oh sweet Jesus, that car.... Bastard. Anyway, it turns out that granny is a shapeshifting grue. It decides to teach you a lesson in respecting your elders. You know what happens next. *** You've been Blue Shell'd *** Would you like to restart your race, obtain a 'shroom, or finish last in this session of Mario Kart? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT): restart restore quit