Zork

Africa	Score: 10	Moves: 25
> Keep going south Man, what the hell is it with you and south? Do you need me to leave you two alone together? Maybe then you'll get some quality time in. > screw you I mean, south is kinda cute isn't she? Nudge, nudge, wink wink, know what I mean? > strangle narrator Owww! Shit! That's beginning to.....hurt....you....know.... > why won't you die .....*gasp*....too.....bad.....about.....*choke*...the....oncoming.....fuel....truck. > turn around Too late. The drivers here don't stop for anything, idiot. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN