Zork

Standing Still	Score: 0	Moves: 0
> stand still The Grue's have until this point not actually noticed you, however your lack of movement in comparison to the rest of the room below brings you into their sight, the fall on you and devour you before you have a chance to... *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN