Zork

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You take your awesome powered laser cannon and charge the Grue King, but what's this? Grue Kings are immune to lasers?! You're wasted once more. In whatever place you're in. And eaten. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN