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 Winner! Score: -9,999,999 Moves: 776


> win game
*sigh*

Again, you choose the "win" option. How foolish can you be?


> you said I could do anything
Yes, I did...but come on, you're God now. You have to at least act the part. Grow up.

Okay, you chose it. But now you've pissed off Jesus.


> take last two commands back
No.

Jesus descends from Heaven. He looks angry. He takes away your powers, and 1,999,998 points. Then he summons an army of Grues. They eat you.


*** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***


All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy? (All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy):