Zork

God	Score: 999,999,999	Moves: 777
> enter house You crash through the ceiling, into the living room. The lttle kid who's key you stole is here, chewing his gum. You are reminded how much of an evil git you are. > smite his ass You smite his ass. I hope you are proud of yourself. Jerk. enter foyer burn down house comment on how the narrator just insulted you, even though you are god.