Zork

CHEATER!	Score: 65536	Moves: 1
> cheat That was clever. Why would you even need to restore this save file? You could have just typed it in on the first page, but you insisted on loading a save file that wasn't yours. For attempting both to cheat the game and load someone else's save, you are raped by Missingo. Ouch. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN