Zork

Biocomplex	Score: 0	Moves: 0
> go back You casually walk down the corridor full of fire with only one exit that is also on fire. You're not a bright one, are you? Even if you're still wearing the hazmat suit, it doesn't save you because there's a Grue riiiiiiiiight behind the flames wearing sunglasses. He eats your ass. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN