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 Executive Office Score: 65 Moves: 36


> grab spray bottle

You grab the spray bottle, only to find that with the painting under your arm there's no convenient place to put it.


> drop painting

What?! But it's worth more than a grand!


> inv

You're carrying a stolic, a crowbar, some batteries, a Pot of Gold, a Beautiful Painting, a butcher knife, and probably that poor kid's keychain as well. Did I mention that you were also wearing a hazmat suit?


> drop stolic

You toss out your stolic. You never even checked it.