Zork

Rear view mirrors are a good invention	Score: 0	Moves: 0
> slowy back away... I'm sorry, I don't understand. Check for misspelled words or syntax errors. The Grue's head is getting awfully large! > back away Say it louder. I couldn't hear you. Grue's are known to explode when their heads get like that. I'd back away, if I were you. > GET AWAY FROM FUCKING EXPLODING GRUE!!!! You didn't have to shout. Jeez. You jump out of the way as a chunk of Grue Brain flys past you and a sonic boom eminates from the neck of the presumably dead Grue. You survived! > Thank God! Amen. Unfortunately, God hates nerds who still play text adventures, and sends a horde of grues to devour you. > I hate God He hates you. *** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy *** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy? (All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy): All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy