Zork

Diner Dash	Score: 0	Moves: 6
You piss them more off by waiting. There is a couple waiting at the front of the line, who just threw a hand grenade neatly into your hair bun. > Take out grenade You try, but you just end up messing up your poor hair. You spend your last seconds wondering why you even opened this diner anyways. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN