Zork

Biocenter Score: 125 Moves: 51

> grab axe

You grab the axe, which promptly disappears due to it never existing. Lucky for you you already defeated the Grue King, or the area behind you would have collapsed in to lava which never really existed for some reason. You briefly consider walking in to the next room, but the princess that will not exist until you find her is probably in another castle that never existed anyway.