Zork

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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 35


> stab grue with letter opener

The blade pierces the grue's body. It slumps down, dead. Also in the desk is a coin and a memo.


> examine coin

The coin has a hole in the middle, and appears to be worth "5 Zorkmids". It has KILL GRUESLAYER engraved on one side and KILL DEPUTY engraved on the other.


> take coin

You can't take the damn coin. It's an easter egg.


> take easter egg

No - I mean, it's just an expression.


> take expression

You take the easter egg expression, and add it to your vocabulary. Congrats on learning something new.


> wait, I...

You have a problem with my generosity?


> no, I...er...thanks, I guess?

Don't mention it.