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 A dark cove (with brown rocks) Score: 14 Moves: -99

With more health, you countinue, with the torch you have. Then you see a small egg.

Small_Egg.png


> grab egg
You picked up the egg. But growing is heard...

ROAR!
GROWL!
SKREEE!
MUNCH!
GRRRRRR!
UH-OH!
6 Grues, 4 Eurgs and 2 Xenomorphs come to KILL YOU!!!!


> Oh noes!!! I'm going to die!!
Surprisly, the monsters are moving slowly. Normally, they would have went faster and tear you apart. Unfortunely, you carry NO weapon in order to slay them, or at least something like a “EyegoreBomb” found somewhere in this cave.
And now, the Xenomorph looks at you.
> fight xenomorph
Too late, it gets the first move - which is to leap at you and tear your ribcage open, followed by devouring your heart and vital organs. And then, the Xenomorph shares your remains with the Grues and Eurgs, but the Eurgs only get to eat the diegestive organs.


*** All your Zork are belong to us ***


Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)