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My First Necronomicon	Score: {{{2}}}	Moves: {{{3}}}
See Dick read. Dick is reading the twisted wisdom of the Elder Gods. Read read read. Read, Dick, read! See Dick invoke. Dick is invoking the unholy names of the Dark Old Ones. Invoke, Dick, invoke. Tsathoggua! Cthulhu! Yog-Sothoth! Daemon-Sultan Azathoth! Dick has a vision of Azathoth. Azathoth is the Blind Idiot God. He rules over the insane spaces of chaos far beyond mortal comprehension. See him rule! Dagon! Mother Hydra! Ithaqua! Hastur! Iä! Iä! Shub-Niggurath! Shub-Niggurath is the Black Goat in the Woods with a Thousand Young. Goat goat goat. The Entities give Dick knowledge of horror and evil. Spells write themselves in fiery letters in his head. Dick chants the spells. See Dick chant. Chant, Dick, chant! Un'guarh Kinuas h'uynia Py'olthu Quar'es'hu! P'ynugai aru ia oai'u. U'ru aka a'alu Uigua. Kryaas u'lsaja tyrrq. R'lyeh onj'ua wqasrra tak Cthulu py'gnai! Srrai d'a ala Tak iq rrs...d'anupai.... T'quai si ju ret i'n karr. Ku'io dwq fsj'aniu urin'onuai hrrgiu asli junbgsqq porthuniai l'lla i'uaoe uqqque h'ululuh locnuqrrx tjl'llua'aaa! Iä!!! See Spot whimper in terror. Spot does not like the spells. What is happening to Spot? Oh no, Spot has burst into flames! See Spot burn. Burn, Spot, burn! See Jane run. She is afraid of Dick. She does not want to receive the knowledge which will rend her fragile mind like a claw tears at a veil. Run, Jane, run! Dick does not care. Dick is a Follower of Cthulhu. The souls of the Followers will be eaten first. His suffering will be short. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ You go mad and become a Follower of Cthulhu. Since Cthulhu cannot physically reach this castle because it is in a protected void, he cannot eat you. You become even more insane, knowing you cannot reach him. Your head explodes in a burst of eldritch energy. You are dead.