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6

You chose the...

Yes?

Right number! Which means that you and the old man have just been teleported to a small town in Colorado! Amazingly, the darkness doesn't seem to be here. You look around closer and realize that there is some sort of force field surrounding the town. There are people walking around, but once they notice you they gasp in amazement. Then one man shouts, "Witchcraft!" Apparently, this town is superstitious. Another man shouts, "Begone, warlocks! Begone, the both of you! We have no place for the wretched here!" The villagers, now-turned-mob, all start walking toward you. A man shouts: "Burn them at the stake!" The mob of townspeople all shout, "Burn them!"

xyzzy

"The narrator transported us here!"

"Yes! We're warlocks! Now bow before us and tremble in your fear!"