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> Complain

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REGISTER ZORK NOW FOR ONLY $19.99!

REGISTER ZORK NOW FOR ONLY $19.99!

Please state your complaints to that Service Agent over there in our Complaint Department.


> Complain to Agent

It turns out the Agent was a Grue. Grues hate people who bitch and moan.


And you know what happens when a Grue is Angry at You, right?