UnGames:Run from the FBI/Cow

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MOOOOoooooooo.


You: “Hey there, uh... what's your name again?”
Cow: “Mooo.”
Cow: “M̵O̷O̶O̸o̸o̵o̶!”
Cow: “M̴̙͉̖̤͙͇̆̽͒̇̎͘͘Ớ̴̹̥͍̲͉̹̪͕̙̙͓̭̆̌̎̊̉͌̔͘̚͜Ơ̵͚͖̓̇̾̒͑͑̿̐̏̈́̓́̆͜͜O̵̡͕̪͙͉̩͙̲͔͈͉͔̓̔͜Ŏ̷̦̭̲͚̹͛̊͆͗̚̕͘Ó̴̧̨̝̟̻̗͚̖̩̮̂͊́̔̂ͅỎ̸̡̢̨̜̜̺̜̲̝̺̜̮̘̗͓̝̾̾̂̎̎̈́́͐͘͝͝!̶̡̘͇͓͕̮͎̹̠͉͇͓͐̈̎̍̄͋̒ͅͅ!̶̢̪͎̞͖̼̳̯̣͔̽̇͗̍̈́͌͂̾̽͘͜͜!̶̡̗͉̯̼̋̔͘”
Cow: M̷̢̲̘̗̮̠͇̼̩̰̠̤̰̭͚̱̘̰̺͈̠̱̫̫͈̳̼͔̤̖̮̺͖̻̙̖̻̆̈̈́͊͌̏͊̍͌̍̔͛͐̓̇͊͛̈̈́̈̈́̋͐͋̕͜͝ͅO̶̢̢̡̰̪͍̙̹̤̮̻̥͈̝̠̻̖̖̫̝̱̰̖͓̰͕̿̆͒̉̍͊̊̐̊͊͑̓̇̂̐̅͛͛͑͆̚͘͜͠ͅỌ̷̡͔̻̄͛͂̓͆͋̄̿͌̃̂̀̂̀͐̅̍̽̅̄̈́̂̎͐͛͐͂̃̔͂̒̏͛͒͒̉͛̈̌͊̿͐̕O̸̢̧̧̢̘̹̙͓͕͉̫͖̬͔̥͉̟̮̯̖̖̙͙͎̩̞͎͈͙͍̊͜͜͜ͅƠ̵̡̖͍͎̒̇̽̓̀͋͑̓͊́́̂̃͋͂͐̎́͆̋̈́̿̕̚̚͝͝͝ͅͅͅƠ̸͈͖͆̌͌Ơ̷̢̰͉͇̪̮̬̩̱̝͓͉̲͓̹̟̠͙͓̦̘̖̠͕͛̀̽̏̍̔̈̊͂́̉͋̽̀̈̃́͂̐͂̂̋̀͊̈̃̈̈́̋͆́̋͒͒̄͘̕͠͝͝͝!̵̢̡͇̾̆̄̌̐̂́̄̍͂͛͆̑̃̆̚͘͠͝!̸̢̧̠̲͈̮̜͙̝̺͙͕̙̄̓̿͐͂͑̍̓́̀̓̌̀̓̾͆̑̒̎͛͒͑̽͘͝͠͝͠͠!̸̧̡̡̧͖̦̩͔͓̼̟̲͕͉̣͙̖̥͎̻̭̞̀̿͂͌́̃̂̈́̉͐̉͊̈́͒̎͌