UnGames:Reach AZATHOTH/Die

You pull out an axe and clobber yourself over the head. You are died but now you are in the Outer Void, skipping all the hassle of the occult ritual or Necronomicon storylines because you are too goddamn lazy to click.

• Go to the Outer Outer Void.
• Encounter an extraordinarily hot woman who will be willing to be your girlfriend.
• Penis